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Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 101	Posted - 2014.05.28 11:49:00 - [1] - Quote Dear Gevlon: This is certainly amusing and I dare say, even hilarious. Please continue to waste your money and time for a pointless endeavor. Unless someone can show any measurable, quantifiable and relevant change on CFC activities and on member base that can be demonstrated to have occurred due to Gevlon's small business crusade against CFC, I will continue to laugh at you. Hint: A rank and file member of CFC that has spent at least 6-7 months in with multiple characters and a gamer mindset can and does earn more than you monthly, and thus, more resourceful than you. Your ~wealth~ is only comparable to those who are like that, not top %1'ers such as mynnna. You are small fish and hence, not relevant. But by all means, please continue to pursue your hilarious obsession. I for one do cherish the comedic value in your waste of time and resources.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 108	Posted - 2014.06.10 05:23:00 - [2] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages. Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently". Dear Gevlon, Only place that we are taking 30 gates to get to our destination because Titans are not logging in being wary of a cheap bounty some comedic content provider offered is your imagination. Anyone worth their salt and with actual experience of living in null can tell you that a) Losing a Titan is not really significant for a large null entity such as ourselves b) How bridging titans operate is bound to certain security precautions and a cheap bounty is not having any effect on the security of the said Titan. Thank you for making us laugh though, please do carry on with your nonsense. There is nothing more satisfactory than seeing a pubbie waste his time and money on a pointless endeavor. Please, for the sake of anything you hold dear, continue to fight the wind mills. Sincerely, Goons
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 109	Posted - 2014.06.10 05:30:00 - [3] - Quote Pete Butcher wrote: Gevlon Goblin wrote: Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages. Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently". What's funny in the word titan? If you like it, I'll gladly help to increase this statistic: titan. Now let's get back to how goons are more powerful than ever, you don't control any pocos, you're broke and your alliance disbanded. Still declaring victory? Of course he is. All he has to do is to lie without shame to everyone and their mother through bending numbers, charts and statistics in general. Let him be! If EVE is a village, then we definitely need a special guy like him who makes everyone else laugh.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 109	Posted - 2014.06.10 05:33:00 - [4] - Quote Nonnak Severin wrote: Can we keep this going forever? Every subsequent update on this scheme has been a little parcel of Randroid heaven. #notallgoblins Of course we can and we are, until a time that Gevlon crafts another goal post and ninja edits his previously stated goals, thus, paving the way for his eventual victory at EVE and moves onto another MMO after seeing that neither CFC and GSF are losing anything or going anywhere because of, you know, his ~meaningful and significant~ crusade.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 109	Posted - 2014.06.10 05:49:00 - [5] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Casper Khamez wrote: Gevlon, shine on you crazy diamond. I'm gonna find a CFC alliance to join I'd suggest The Bastion, maybe FCON or CO2. They are very "active" in highsec. I'd also suggest Goons, but your blood isn't pure enough for that. By the way Gevlon, let me give you a very stern warning: I will not have you keep implying that Goons are racists through continuously making blood related references. This is not only a heinous lie, but also textbook example of defamation and insulting a group of EVE players in a EULA breaking way. You will either stop saying and implying that me or the entity I'm a part of in EVE are racists and/or are involved in racist practices or face the consequences. Alternatively, you can try and demonstrate how a corporation in EVE doing recruitment based on a membership of an Internet forum constitutes racism as defined by supranational entities that lay out the groundwork for International law.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 109	Posted - 2014.06.10 06:04:00 - [6] - Quote Pete Butcher wrote: And we have another potential goal shift: Quote: minerbumping is back on my bloglist. Despite I still believe that they are in cooperation with the Goons, the massacre they do among morons and slackers who fit their freighters with anything but tank deserves support Does it mean Gevlon is now working with you guys? No. As a matter of fact, after Gevlon started playing EVE, after seeing Goonswarm correctly as one of the influential EVE entites, if not most influential one, he tried to join GoonWaffe. Unfortunately for him, he couldn't do a simple Google search beforehand and realize that GoonWaffe membership is limited to somethingawful.com members and friends of somethingawful.com members. So, he was rejected. Obviously, at that point, he could have made another Google search and learned that other corporations of Goonswarm Federation recruit openly without any precondition of somethingawful.com membership. He could have tried applying for those, but no, it turns out the task was too difficult and he failed to do that too. After that, he tried and surprisingly succeeded at joining TEST, which Goonswarm was fighting and ending it's stint as a null sec sovereignty holder. But even so, on official TEST forums, TEST directorate saw it fit to assign Gevlon a custom forum title and avatar which went as "Autism Speaks - A Gevlon Goblin Blog" and "Shitspewing Publord". When I saw that, I found it pretty distasteful and rude as it insulted and defamed dear Gevlon here.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 114	Posted - 2014.06.10 14:32:00 - [7] - Quote Khanh'rhh wrote: You're basically Don Quixote, if he had gone home and claimed his original aim was to moderately increase the value of windmills through scarcity. Which is why I always say that every village needs it's idiot.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 117	Posted - 2014.06.11 12:00:00 - [8] - Quote Titan. Also, shifting goal posts are so passe. But I don't think Gevlon ever got the memo.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 118	Posted - 2014.06.12 07:58:00 - [9] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: It's hard to tell if you are trolling or you are just dumb. Either way, you are mixing "GRR project" and "Lemmings". Let me put it into as simple terms as possible: GRR project is the fight against the evil and socialist group that acts as a cancer on EVE (hint: that's you). GRR project is a full success, eliminating the Goon POCOs, killing 1.1T Goons and minions and providing more tears than Minerbumping does (hint: look at the page count on this topic) At least we are certain that you are not trolling here, dear Gevlon. Goon POCOs aren't eliminated, they are still held by Goons by your admittance. Goon highsec kills do not harm either the individual players, as the damage dealt is simply laughably low per CFC member and change nothing for the CFC as highsec losses aren't really parts of strategic ops. There are no tears here, I did not see anyone complaining from a specific loss, or coming up with how this joke of a project is unfair, etc. What this thread is however, is a comedy goldmine, and you are the content provider extraordinaire under that definition. You see poor chap, the facts above are the irrefutable reasons that why we are all sure that you are not trolling. The other possibility is the case.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 119	Posted - 2014.07.04 11:13:00 - [10] - Quote Looks like Gevlon actually reached out and demanded posting support. Poor Tora, no amount of patience could make me tolerate those infamous Gevlongrams. (Gevlon likes to highlight his love of capitalism in those, with the addition of other delusional ramblings)

Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 119	Posted - 2014.07.04 11:15:00 - [11] - Quote Succendus Tegimens wrote: Are all Marmite players this bad at being funny, or just you two? If you're gonna shitpost, at least shitpost with quality. Yeah, since forums contain no docking rings and gates, Marmite is having trouble adjusting.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 119	Posted - 2014.07.04 11:17:00 - [12] - Quote Sol epoch wrote: Tora Bushido wrote: Sol, runnnnnn...... I see a grammar police attack coming \\// And 43 pages of replies. I think killing a Titan go's faster ? Well that will be more than Lucas will bring to Uedama. Last time I checked, we were a null entity. But I digress, please do tell us more about Uedama. :allears:
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 119	Posted - 2014.07.04 11:24:00 - [13] - Quote Sol epoch wrote: Alp Khan wrote: Succendus Tegimens wrote: Are all Marmite players this bad at being funny, or just you two? If you're gonna shitpost, at least shitpost with quality. Yeah, since forums contain no docking rings and gates, Marmite is having trouble adjusting. Well you should know being an ubber pvper and all Well thank you, any critique coming from a Marmite guy about PvP is extremely valuable. Perhaps you'd like to share your alliance Jita undocking ring camping guide here for all to see, or your procedures involving doing nothing without neutral logistics present in system.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 119	Posted - 2014.07.08 11:21:00 - [14] - Quote Khanh'rhh wrote: Gevlon Goblin wrote: "Logically coherent but not based on facts" = religion "Flinging poo and seeing what sticks" = science The first gets you respect. The second gets you results. ahahahahahhh really jesus h christ 'Science' is not 'flinging poo to see what sticks', and then claiming categorical absolutes, refusing to repeat, analyse, or examine your findings. It's not saying every piece of conflicting evidence is "just a troll". It's not ignoring arguments, logic and evidence that 100% refutes your conclusions and continuing to assume the same. It isn't blocking out every discenting opinion and saying "LALALALALAL CANT HEAR YOU SO I AM RIGHT!" It is not forming a conclusion, then finding two or three unrelated numbers, and claiming they prove it. The only .. err .. 'type' I can think of where the following is true: - Believe something - It's proof is a circular logic (we can't prove it therefore this is proof it exists / proof 'they' don't want us to know) - Evidence is simply a stated conclusion - Contains rhetoric based on absolutes are cultists. Gevlon, you are basically a cult of one. Please, I am not trolling you, seek some help. If you have professional help, and you work out that your entire waking existence is best spent trying to convince people a loose group of gamers are evil, then carry on. But get the help first (because, surprise, surprise, doing this is not healthy). Gevlon's motto is literally "sanity is for the weak".
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 119	Posted - 2014.07.28 07:00:00 - [15] - Quote Lucas Kell wrote: Arkady Romanov wrote: Yep. I'm laughing. Ex FCON corp. No surprise there. I swear, if CCP fixes things and makes it so that mega coalitions aren't needed anymore, we'll line up FCON, SMA and RZR and commissar them with one bullet. HEY! Not cool... We're sometimes useful... right? IMHO you are all useless weight we keep dragging around. Realtalk: Besides cultural diversity, differences between our coalition partners does not really amount to much. You will find none of that pet bullcrap or Internet tribal supremacism in CFC. The whole coalition is setup in that way. Above statements coming from us are jokes. Every individual and every ship counts. No supremacism or discrimination of any kind expressed in true sense of those words (not jokes) is going to be tolerated.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 121	Posted - 2014.07.29 12:23:00 - [16] - Quote Tora Bushido wrote: Uhu... Your old corp had 150 players and you new only 80. My guys inside tell me a totally different story. Ahh well, if you are to shamed to talk about it, I will be nice and not force you. Dear Tora, I have never imagined myself saying this to somebody who fashions themselves a ~puppetmaster~. When talking to a man of means, influence and gutsy intrigue such as yourself, I honestly assumed you would already be on top of this. Lucas Kell has been exposed as a... rolls the dice Black Legion spy! That was the reason of his untimely demise from his former corporation. In an appearent oversight by our coalition directors, he managed to get himself back on our coalition rolls. Make no mistake, this situation will be rectified shortly. We thank you for your heads up regarding this unpleasant matter. Sincerely, Goons
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 121	Posted - 2014.07.29 12:29:00 - [17] - Quote Arkady Romanov wrote: Latest Gevlon post: Gevlon Goblin wrote: The personal reason of leading a crusade against the Goons is that I can never be one of them. I'm an "n-word" in their eyes, because I'm not on their out-of-game forum. I can only be their minion, their slave. This obviously bothers me as - unlike with PL and N3 - I'm not into this "elite PvP" nonsense. My playstyle fits CFC much better, but I am not allowed to enter, regardless of what I do. No Gevlon. You're the "P-word." Pubbie. Also, you are legit nuts. Which is funny, because that in and of itself isn't actually a barrier to entry. Why yes, as the corporation, I can tell anybody that GoonWaffe expects their recruits to be at least moderately intelligent. By that, of course the ability to read, comprehend and commit to the basic tenets such as a) Criteria for recruitment b) The basic and short set of rules for membership are heavily implied. I'm not joking or trying to play the irony card here. If Gevlon was able to pass that muster, he would already have been in GoonWaffe.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 122	Posted - 2014.08.04 12:52:00 - [18] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: The problem isn't that it's hard to get into the CFC, it's easy. The problem is that you can only get into a paplink-clicking minion corp/alliance, while pure blood Goons can rat all day on the land captured by their minions without ever fleeting up. Not if you were the last player in EVE, Gevlon.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 124	Posted - 2014.08.04 18:12:00 - [19] - Quote RAIN Arthie wrote: When goons lose titan they blame tidi and get it all back... waka waka. wat
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 126	Posted - 2014.08.14 05:28:00 - [20] - Quote I'm laughing hard, because clearly no one gave two bits about Gevlon's pathetic bounty when that BAT Titan jumped in instead of bridging in and died as a result. So much for Gevlon's delusion of being space important! What's more funny is this: The guy actually posted under this thread right after, and claimed he has gotten a Titan kill for free. But of course I should not have been surprised at that. This is a guy, after all, that publishes every loss that CFC has month by month, as if all of the losses are result of his actions. He thinks he is smart and that he won't be singled out as a liar just because he does not explicitly write in his posts "well CFC lost this amount in total in this month, this is the result of my work". He just published a number like, say, 5T ISK of losses for a specific month and then adds to his post in very small letters that "oh yeah, my space peanuts contribution to Marmite and MoA caused 200B of 5T ISK". Gevlon fails at the spin game real hard, just as he fails at pretty much everything else in EVE. How many years has he been playing EVE? He is still flipping burgers as far as the power, success and influence meta games are concerned.

Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 126	Posted - 2014.08.14 05:34:00 - [21] - Quote PotatoOverdose wrote: Voyager Arran wrote: PotatoOverdose wrote: Goddamit, has the scourge of isboxing bombers infested us as well? Figures... So does this mean we get to petition our lossmails if he ever manages to figure out what he's doing and kill somebody? You can try, but I don't think it will work for you. ~GM Bias~ and all that. You guys aren't sexy freedom fighters~ Are you claiming here that GMs are biased towards you just as how t20 was biased towards BoB?
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 129	Posted - 2014.08.16 13:08:00 - [22] - Quote Voyager Arran wrote: Tora Bushido wrote: I think we already killed 13,2 Titans Literally the only person in this thread who can reliably kill CFC capitals. (Jump Freighters are capital ships). Actually that would be Freight Club, and their only connection with the Marmite is being in the alliance. Freight Club is not under the same administration and rules that any other Marmite corp is subjected to. They are just there to get free wars against notable null entities and to pad up Marmite's killboard with JF kills. So unless one of the Freight Club dudes decided to post here, Tora alone is not someone who is able to kill capitals.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 129	Posted - 2014.08.16 13:10:00 - [23] - Quote Joseph Soprano wrote: Alavaria Fera wrote: Wait, so basically it's 20bil to just sit there and forever brag about any cfc titan that dies being for free, since it is never claimable? This is pretty clever, can I set up a similar scheme with the mittani for any n3 titans that die? It seems as though the only people keeping this post alive are the goons ( and Lucas Kell ). No, it's your character portrait and the hairstyle.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 134	Posted - 2014.08.17 08:36:00 - [24] - Quote Gevlon Goblin wrote: Doesn't matter. In a year, Goons will be in Empire, running missions in their Drakes, having nothing else left. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (He is not kidding. He believes this sincerely.)
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 138	Posted - 2014.08.19 14:09:00 - [25] - Quote I must confess that Gevlon is killing us. (We're dying from our own laughter here)
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 145	Posted - 2014.09.13 09:52:00 - [26] - Quote Charles Case wrote: What forever war? We're at war with marmots? Yet another failure for Gevlon: The man who literally failed every objective he put out there in two years of playing EVE.
Alp Khan GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 255	Posted - 2014.10.11 11:19:00 - [27] - Quote This isn't the first time Gevlon tried to avoid making payments. He hired a mercenary group before, and ended up not paying them the agreed upon contract fee. How Gevlon tried to scam that mercenary group made headlines, and the same mercenary group ended up hitting Gevlon back due to non-payment.

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